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all dogs go to HELL

Posted 7 hours ago With 0 notes

Tagged: #repent

neilcicierega:

You may say I’m a dreamer

but the media men beg to differ

Posted 8 hours ago With 6,011 notes

shinykaito:

Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut. 

Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.

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Posted 8 hours ago With 33,938 notes

straighthater:

so excited for the fault in our stars (:

straighthater:

so excited for the fault in our stars (:

busket:

“gamecube is now considered a classic console”

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Posted 12 hours ago With 65,241 notes

02x09:

ughuhgufh you know that feeling where you want someone SO BAD like not even in a sexual way like you just want to touch their skin and hug them and feel their warmth and smell their scent and feel how soft their hair is and look into their eyes and hear their voice and soak in their presence like it’s physically impossible to have them by your side but you need it so bad like you just want them to be yours you want them physically there for you

Posted 20 hours ago With 366,307 notes

tom-marvolo-dildo:

hey guys as it’s starting to get warmer out i'd like to remind everyone to stay hydrated and drink lots of water!

Posted 1 day ago With 27,380 notes

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

Posted 1 day ago With 109,591 notes

Tagged: #best

shslfeminist:

my writing style could best be described as “probably more commas than is entirely necessary”

Posted 2 days ago With 199,752 notes

Tagged: #TRUUU

bonerfart:

 EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM MY COMPUTER TO PLAY A SONG ON YOUTUBE. ITS ALL STAR AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE WORDS ALONGSIDE THE LEAD SINGER, MR SMASH MOUTH. I DO EVERY LYRIC AND I DO EVERY LYRIC HARD. MAKING DJ SOUNDS WITH MY MOUTH EVERY TIME THE BRIDGE HITS OR WHEN THEY SAY THE LINE ‘YOU’LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON’T GO’. NOT MANY PEOPLE CAN SAY THEY SUNG LIKE AN ALL STAR WITH THE GALAXY’S MOST AMAZING BAND. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUT LOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT

Posted 3 days ago With 38 notes